Purrfeck: without defect or omission
To err is human. Nobody's purrfeck.
Pigeon: act of tossing something
Betty Sue and aye wuz out back pigeon horseshoes.
Ratjeer: specific place
I tode mah dawg to sit ratjeer.
Saar: not sweet
Them peaches need to ripin' cuz thar really saar.
S'matter: question
Wud s'matter widju? Yew ain't actin' rahyt. .
Stale: tough metal
During 2020, we need nerves of stale just to be neurotic.
Sumya'll: an adjective, adverb, pronoun, & contraction all rolled up into one word
Sumya'll have no idey what this post is about.
Tapratter: antique writing machine
Mah tapratter needs a new ribbon.
Tarred: exhausted
Ah'm so tarred aye could sleep all daye.
Thank: have a particular opinion or belief
Aye thank it's gonna rahyne.
Thangamajig: name for a gadget you can't remember the name of
Wud yew go git that thangamajig out of mah pickup truck?
Towed: past tense of tell
Aye towed him not to do dat.
So how did that Brachiosaurus get all the way from Riggs Hill in Grand Junction, Colorado to the United Airlines Terminal 1, Concourse B in Chicago's O'Hare Airport?
In its heyday one-hundred-fifty million years ago the forty foot high, seventy-five foot long, giraffe-necked creature roamed around in my neighborhood.
The Brachiosaurus was unearthed in 1900, and at the time was the largest dinosaur skeleton ever found. A fiberglass replica was cast in the early 1990s. Slight modifications had to be made to the dinosaur's posture so it would fit in the terminal
Photo Above: Two skeletons of a Spinosarus and a Stegosauarus have been located on the hill in our backyard. We're hoping they don't jump on a United flight to join their buddy in Chicago.
