Once you read through this list of words, you will probably be sounding like you are from Southeastern Okrahoma.
You may need to practice just a little, but the drawl will come to you at some point.
Hevee: overweight
When yew get too hevee, best thang to do is go on a dahyut.
Idnit: question
Idnit about tahme for us to go home?
Jeet: question
Jeet yet?
No. Ju?
No. Lesus go get a bayt to ate.
Lags: opposite of arms
Mayuh lags are tard from walkin.'
Lilac: not telling the truth
Man, yew lilac a politician.
Manure: not old
Aym gonna drive manure pickup truck today.
Mare: chief Municipal officer
Ah'd lak yew to meet Hizzoner, the Mare.
Neckle: 1/20 of a dollar
Two neckles make a dahym.
Ouchair: not inside
Better put on yore coat. It's daggum cold outchair.
Paig: provider of bacon
He's happier that a paig in mud.
Paypul: more than one person
We the paypul of the United States of 'Merica
Prayed: official procession
Aye hope it don' t rahyn on our prayed.
"A rose by any other name would smell as sweet." ---Shakekspeare
One translation: What matters is what something is, not what it is called.
"A rose is a rose is a rose." ----Gertrude Stein
A statement of the law of identity . . . things are what they are.
"We can complain because roses have thorns or rejoice because thorns have roses" ----Alphonse Karr