My trashy friend, Robin, has now added poetry to her list of many talents. If you want to know what the following 'limerick' is all about, be sure to clink Robin's link for whole scoop... of Thanksgiving dressing.
There once was a fat little birdie
That John Smith or Christopher Columbus* dubbed as a turkey
After several sharp whacks
With a very sharp ax
It was plucked, dried, and made into JERKY.
---Swampwitch 11-07
* I did not have permission to use this link. I asked for permission, but never heard back from the author. So, I'll use that old philosophy, "It's easier to ask for forgiveness than for permission."