With the holidays coming, here's a fruitcake recipe that will help take the stress out of this normally stressful time.
Ingredients:
1 cup water
1 cup sugar
4 large eggs
2 cups dried fruit
1 tsp salt
1 cup brown sugar
3 oz lemon juice
1 cup nuts
1 gallon Absolut Vodka
First, sample the vodka to check for freshness. Take a large bowl.
Check the vodka again to be sure it is of the highest quality.
Pour 1 level cup of the vodka and drink it.
Repeat.
Repeat again.
Turn on the electric mixer; beat 1 cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add water, eggs and 1 tsp sugar and beat again.
Make surr the vodca is still OK.
Cry another tup.
Turn off mixers.
Chuck in the cup of dried fruitt or something.
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets struck on the beaterers, pry it loose with a drewsciver.
Sample the vodka to check for tonsistancity.
Now sniff the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table. Spoon.
Of sugar or something .
Whatever.
Grease the oven.
Turn the cake tin 350 degrees.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Whip the bowl out the window.
Check the vidka again.
Go to bed.
Who the heck likes fruitcake anyway? see tyou laster,
p.p.s.s. - donot fourgett to chek the vodk.
p.s.s. - Sorrry abot thespeeling,But i'am get n alil drunk and In cann't find the spackbase button.
