Mrs. Swampwitch, this is Pepe Le Pew.
I want to apologize for the chaos I caused at your home last week at 5:23 a.m. I hear that Bubba still smells like me on his muzzle, chin, chest, and legs. I did not intend to drive you out of your home and certainly did not expect Bubba to scoot, shake, slobber and drool across your bedspread, carpets, rugs and new sofa. All I wanted to do was to graze at your smorgasbord of leftovers that you throw out on the hill outside your back door for all us "critters". I would like to be included in, "Mother Nature's Family." Every day, Wiley-the coyote, Peter-the cottontail and Chip & Dale-the chipmunks, graze on your buffet, so I came by to partake of your generosity. Please thank the guy who shares your home for the safe-haven he provides us passers-by.
Your friend,
Pepe Le Pew
...Obviously, my blog has been hi-jacked by the Swamp Drainer, Hans.
Signed: Swampy <:) ...