Greetings faithful readers of the great swamplands. As some of you may know, the swamptress of this site is on vacation holiday sabatical locked up AWOL visting outlaws in Oklahoma. Two things have happened here. One - she is IN OKLAHOMA and she has related through soup cans and bailing wire that there is no Internet service in the area (OKLAHOMA) where she is at. (Note the improper use of the preposition thus prior - she hates that.) And two, I - evil angelic first cousin on her mother's side has somehow managed to hijack her site to her dismay and chagrine (aren't those cool words?).
We, the Nekked Lizards Association (which is mostly me and two ferocious Pomeranians), have held several meetings and formed committees in order to thwart all future hijackings of this site due to the very nature of its intent which is to disrupt the reader into thinking he/she is reading material from the author whereas in fact, they are not because the site has been hijacked! DUH. The tyranny of it all! Stop the madness! (Sorry, too much expresso...).
In any case, I am offering a solution on how to track future hackers so that we can all live in a safer blogger world. Please study the following pictograph carefully and know the security measures associated with your site.
Arrrghhhh!
:) NLL
