Decided to reminisce of Thanksgivings Pasts. Here's one from 2006 . . .
Step 1: Thaw the turkey
Step 2: Rescue turkey from pack of dogs
Step 3: Enlist the help of others
Step 4: Clean out the refrigerator
Step 5: Chop everything into indistinguishable, miniscule pieces
Step 6: Call it dressing
Step 7: Immunize the bird against bird flu
Step 8: Have the bird taste-tested & inspected
Step 9: Immerse bird into hot grease...Wowouch !
Step 10: Find the fire extinguisher !
Step 11: Burn Baby Burn
Step 12: Check temperature of bird with rectal thermometer, oh, that's the wrong end...
Step 13: Check temperature of bird with neck thermometer
Step 13: Be thankful for our family