Since this was first posted on October 27, 2008, a few of us a few thousand of us a few million of us have become familiar with something called Facebook.
Here is my Halloween Costume for 2011:
Oops ! There appears to be a wardrobe malfunction with this one.
Monday, October 27 means that in only four days the little munchkins will be knock knock knocking on my front door saying things like, "Treat or Treat...Smell my Feet...Give Me Something Good to Eat ! And what a suprise they will get when they try to eat what Swampy gives them.
It also means that Mon Funday has descended upon us again. Today's hostess-widda-mostess is Sayre at Sayre Smiles. Her challenge for us today is this:
Tell us about your favorite Halloween as a kid (pictures, if you have them!), and show us your costume for this year. If you're not dressing up, show us a picture of a pumpkin carving that really tickled your fancy or how you decorated your house.
So, trek your way over to Sayre's Place and see what all the hobgoblins are doing today.
My post today is a sincere attempt to follow the Mon Funday rules. It contains a variety of FASHION FELONIES that I photographed at Hope's Night of the Living Dead Bride and Groom party. So pour yourself a cup of your favorite brew, sit down, and enjoy the style show.
Oh, you may need a machete to whack your way through the cobwebs as we enter.
Meet our gracious host and hostess, the Dead Bride and Groom. (No pun intended !)
Do they appear to be a bit out-of-focus? So, what ARE you drinking from your cauldron?
Tina Turner and whatever the heck this dude is, seemed to be enjoying themselves. Is it just me, or does he resemble a Dalamatian with dread locks?
Oh, look ! Tina has moved on from Groovey Dalamtian Dude to Joe the Plumber. Geez, I hope that's a NEW plunger.
Real men don't eat quiche wear pink and look at life through rose-colored glasses.
Not sure what Anne Bonney looked like, but there's no doubt she probably wasn't this pretty.
This guitar came dressed with a floppy straw hat, black wig, and someone's face and arm.
The Groovey Dalmatian is now swimming around with A Mermaid.
(Is someone singing "Who Let the Dogs Out?")
Someone DID "Let the Dogs Out !"
This is Angel who came as herself but someone stole her halo.
A Horny M & M ? I may never eat another M & M !
This couple came as An Oxymoron !
No party is complete without a Zebra...
... a Witch...
...and a Firemanwoman !
This was one of the more elaborate costumes of the evening.
Someone came as a Tree.
Can you imagine how long it took to glue on all those colorful leaves?
CatWoman hanging with the hostess...
The Cowboy in the Black Hat is trying to "wrangle" Officer Naughty.
Mum's Mime's the Word.
Joe? Is that you? Again ?
"Cher called. She wants her clothes and wig back."
Don't look now, but it appears someone was attacked by a velour leopard while sleeping too long in the tanning bed.
No. I'm not using some PhotoShop effect on this photograph. This is our version of "The Green Screen." Enjoy...
The Bride seems to be asking, "Where is my Groom?"
Behind the screen...
...in front of the screen...
...and...and...well, you can figure this one out.
Then, there was the doctor. (I might add this tidbit: Joe the Plumber was the guy who created the "mammogram machine" but was generous enough to share it with the doctor.)
And you know, I just can't pass up the opportunity to remind everyone to schedule your Ta-Ta Squishing appointment.
Even Mermaids have mammograms.
Even "Cheerleaders" have mammograms. (Me thinks she might need to shave her tummy."
The clock strikes Midnight...the Witching Hour. Oops. I turned into a...
Hope you enjoyed the FASHION FELONY Halloween party...
...hosted by The Bride and The Groom !