Now that I might possibly have your attention, or not, here's the story.
Have you ever had one of those days that everything you touched either broke, fell on the floor, was misplaced, didn't work, just disappeared into thin air, and on and on ?
And usually you're in a hurry and the hurrieder you go the behinder you get.
This happens to me about eight days out of every week.
And it usually starts in the morning and progressively gets worse as the day wears on.
So was the case on this particular day.
My experience is that having something for breakfast helps. Many times my breakfast consists of dry scrambled eggs and Canadian bacon . . . or oatmeal . . . or a smoothie . . .
This morning it seemed everything was taking twice as long as it should, so the fastest thing for breakfast was this:
Are you with me ?
Does the title make more sense now ?
Maybe this will help:
I could not have turned that bottle upside down and gotten more of that concoction out of it if I had tried.
E.V.E.R.Y.S.I.N.G.L.E.D.R.O.P. of that liquid came out of that bottle.
I could not have slung it to the farthest reaches of my bathroom if I had tried.
Believe me, there's more.
I just don't have a wide-angle lens to show you.
And that's how my day started.