When asked, "So, how are things with you?"...Roseanne Roseanna-Dana replied:
"I'm depressed, my face broke out, I'm nauseous, I'm constipated, my feet swell, my gums are bleeding, my sinuses are clogged, I have heartburn, I'm cranky, and I have gas."
I'm all that plus this:
Actually, my right eye looks pretty good in this photo. At one point, it was glued shut with eye boogers, more swollen, and much, much redder. I still can't figure out how the sandpaper was installed under my eye lid without me knowing it. One minute, I'm fine, the next minute it feels like a thousand little ants are marching back and forth across my eye...stinging me as they go.
Oh, well. I guess it could be worse. I might look like this:
"Things will get worse before they gets worse." ---Anode Man