Talkin' Trash is the first in a series of three posts that deal with trash or re-cycling. What kind of subject is that, you ask? The answer will become clearer as you read, maybe.
After being away from home for a week, leaving the house for a.n.y.t.h.i.n.g. was not at the top of my list. (I am a list-maker: SEE HERE and HERE and HERE ) Besides, it's cold outside. I love staying in the house, living in fleece, not having to put on my war-paint every morning.
Him and Me Talkin' Trash:
"Do you know what today is?"
"What day is it?"
"It was Tuesday. All day long."
"Know what happens on Tuesday?"
"The trash truck runs."
"Why is the trash still in the garage?"
"Because I didn't take it out."
"Because it's 1/8 of a mile to the street, the driveway is a solid sheet of ice, and it's colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra out there."
"The trash stinks."
"Put it outside. It will freeze. It won't stink anymore. Besides, the trash truck will be back next Tuesday. I promise. It has been driving by this house every Tuesday for 12 years. Trust me."
Know what he did?
TheHansMan mooned me !
Ha ! You looked! I can't believe it !
And now, for the Rest of the Story: S.P.E.A.R. Challenge 2007
Swampy's and Pensieve's Excellent Adventure in Recycling
Join us in a Re-cycle Challenge. If you don't re-cyle, now is the time to begin. If you do re-cycle, please give us advice on how to get started. ( And, of course, sarcastic remarks will not only be accepted, they are expected, and will be graded.)
So, I guess you might say we are two of the "Internet's Trashiest Bloggers", organized, but trashy.